Archetypes of Human Being_Theophrastus

...At a banquet, he forces the serv-ants to mix more wine than the guests can drink. If he sees two men in a quar-rel, he strives to part them though he knows neither one. Leaving the main road, he leads his friends upon a by-path and presently cannot find his way. He accosts his commander and inquires when he is going to draw up the troops for battle, and what orders he intends to issue for day after tomorrow..